This weeks truly historical election campaign, will reportedly see the first ever candidate to be “RON’ed” (re-open nominations), Tom Marley.  Mr. Marley, who has done nearly half a days campaigning, stood for the position of Vice-President Education and Access and after realising he was uncontested, allowed his top advisers to join other campaign teams.  Marley is expected to poll in the low single digits, an utter embarrasment and humiliation for the Labour club chair.  It is expected he will go into exile in Siberia, whilst awaiting confirmation of the result. 

Soon to follow will be Mr. Marley’s political obituary, albeit short.