Q. What did Jesus say to his twelve apostles as he was nailed to the cross?

A. Don’t you bastards touch my Easter eggs, I’ll be back on Monday!

A happy bank holiday weekend to all our readers, with comradely love from BULS. x

The digital switchover may have started, but not all of the UK is covered by freeview yet. In fact, not all the UK even gets channel 5; much of the South East, still only gets four channels, but still has to pay a full TV licence. Rubbish.