On the eve (almost) of the spending review, I thought it would be appropriate to have some fun out of the misery Gideon Osborne (or Boy George, take your fancy) is going to make with all of us dismayed as he throws any chance of recovery out of the window. Enjoy.
Max
“God. I love sh*****g on the poor.”
I’d always dreamed of decimating the public sector, but I never realised it would be so easy! Champagne anyone?
The entire staff of Downing Street were today fired after the Chancellor, George Osborne, was knocked unconscious when his elbow slipped from under him as he lent on a particularly well polished podium. The Coalition claims the Chancellor’s subsequent loss of memory will actually help in cutting costs and reducing the structural deficit, since it is now unlikely he’ll remember to distribute any money at all to various government departments. Nick Clegg praised the Chancellor’s diligence and remarked that, although the cut of 100% to the higher education budget would likely cause all universities to close within a year, the government was following the right course in attempting to reduce the deficit as quickly as possible before laughing maniacally and calling an end to the press conference.